Sex or Porn Games?
Good afternoon, my expensive and poor. What should we do today? Can we review the games? Hm, no, it happened before. What if we figure out which is better, sex or games? The idea is really good. Well, it's not for nothing that I had an A in literature.
Let’s go!
For many years British scientists have been puzzling over the topic
which is better - sex or games?
We, sofa critics, will certainly be able to resolve this issue much faster. Well, what are your rates, gentlemen?Let's start with money. Yes, video games require hardware, even if they are free. But don't forget that sex also needs money. If you're a guy and don't want to worry, you rent a whore. If you turn on your brain a little in a bar and treat some beauty, then maybe you will get something and it’s not a fact that you don’t have to fork out. Well, if your girlfriend sat on your neck and asks you to load her with gifts every day... well, I sincerely sorry with you, dude.
You are standing in queue at the flower and thinking. What the fuck is going on now? I would sit at home, jerking dick, playing Cunt Empire or some other game with boobies, but not all that's all. And you're fucking right. It's never too late to turn around and go home, sit in a comfortable chair, and not squirm on your knees, because your madam's name is not Lustful Rabbit, but the Gnome Gnomich.
And if you're a girl, oooh… Yes, you don't have to pay for sex, but are you willing to pay the doctor for every nerve cell that was lost due to your two-hour delay? But there is a worse option. These are kids. Do you have any idea how much money you need for them? In the game you will not get pregnant (if it's not the sims).
Of course, all the arguments and facts about that when you fuck, certain hormones and all that work are produced. But man, cunning little Asians have long ago solved this problem and created a bunch of toys that feel very similar to a real pussy and dick. And they will not have a headache.
Just let's admit the fact that games expand our minds, open up new possibilities, put our imaginations to work, and turn on fantasy. We open up our minds one hundred percent and are not afraid to seem strange. There is no awkwardness in front of characters and players in games, and there we can be whoever we want.
There are also a number of features in the form of bald patches that play for sexy blondes, and after you get to know better, you no longer want to jerk off for a week and in general everything that can and cannot be dropped.
But despite all the minor flaws and features of games, they are still cooler than sex. Therefore, let’s go forward to your happiness that will definitely not give you a bouquet of sexually transmitted diseases.
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