What kind of hentai do you jerk off to on HentaiSea?

We are sitting all together. In circle. On the floor. In the dark. Today is the day for our weekly club meeting. This guy wanking at 3D hentai, and that is crazy about 2D girls with big boobs. And this red-faced girl, you see her, is jerking at yaoi hentai. You know, it's kinda gay porn. But she prefers to call it "boy's love".

It all has started almost a year ago... when HentaiSea.com began to gain some popularity. At first, everybody used it because of new titles, as you're getting tired of regular porn so soon, right? When you're sitting at home all day long and see the fucking same picture. The same face expressions of these bitches. The same guys with micropenises, who think they have enormous dicks. Well, hentai would make a big difference!

The artist makes his own animation according to his own lights, so, tell me, darling, can you see a real porn with dick-girls? Oh, I don't mean trans. I'm talking about futanari. That's it! It's impossible to see it in regular porn.


While other websites show plot lined titles and you have to wait hundreds, thousands years for main characters to have sex, down HentaiSea hard fucking begins in ten seconds,  honey.

Among us, anonymous lovers of this site, there is a guy, who starts his speech saying something like "if your dick doesn't wake up in three seconds after you have come here, my congratulations, you're an impotent..." Well, fun is fun but it's true! Most of guys here have a job unlike me, but even they jerk off five or seven times a day! Can you imagine? They have their own records. Who the fack knows how do they manage to do everything?! Oh, no, I'll ask in other way - HOW FAST do they do it? Good question, hah?



We're meeting every week Friday and discussing new hentai titles, wanking, categories and everything really. This place it's like a cure for the most terrible disease - for loneliness.

Our meeting is about to finish, and while this cute boy is telling enthusiastically how two days ago he has watched all hentai in category femdom, I'm trying to count the number of hentai I've seen on that week. Not the easiest task! Not less than thirty, I guess... I'm rather selective in the question of hentai, so category BDSM is my favorite. And it's updated frequently! What else do I need?

Talking "selective" I mean graphic design, dialogues and, sure, censorship. To be exact, the lack of censorship. Dear artists, please, tell me, why the fack do you paint over cocks in hentai, hm? And now this big guy is finishing his speech saying that he wants to cover walls in his room with screenshots of his favorite hentai titles. Addiction? I think so!?

I get up off the floor, clear my throat and say: "greetings, my dear friends! My name is Mida." They greet me back. I'm the youngest one. I'm talking about my favorite category. I'm trying to describe it in all colors and details. My last words are like a fervent prayer to the admins to upload at least twenty new BDSM hentai videos.

I've realized long ago that HentaiSea is like an addiction and my main religion. But it's okay, darling. Maybe it's a lack of some hormones... and I need to fill it up.

That's no excuse! I'm not trying to justify myself! We all perfectly know that sometimes we feel the lack of sex... Do you need all these sufferings? Neither do I. That is why I stay here. That is why I'm wanking all day long. And that is why I'm coming here every week Friday.

Do you think I'm strange? Well, maybe I am. And I can say for sure, that you're strange in the same way, if you came here!

So, with best withes, your Mida. Author Myhentai